caramelcheese:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

bubblegumbottlecaps:

grawly:

deathclaw:

wHAT

What

W H A T

WAIT W H A T

WHAT WHAT WHAT

(Source: destroymen)

3 hours ago · 56726 · reblog

bigbronzeelephant:

boneses:

a 39 second cosplay skit that receives a standing ovation.

once you watch it, you’ll understand why.

THERE ARE TEARS IN MY EYES AND I DON’T KNOW WHY THIS MADE ME CRY BUT DAMN

(Source: dorreks)

3 hours ago · 83579 · reblog

denchguy:

shavingryansprivates:

spero-e-sospiro:

shavingryansprivates:

i have a structured settlement but i need cash now

Call JG Wentworth: 877-CASH-NOW!

877-CASH-NOW?

877-CASH NOW!!!!

3 hours ago · 5192 · reblog

cristinaya:

Shine bright like a washed nintendog image

3 hours ago · 207690 · reblog

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

3 hours ago · 69568 · reblog

theobiwan:

clamjob:

ifollowbadblogs:

If you cloned yourself and then got a handjob from your clone, is that incest, homosexual, or masturbation?

its a sin thats what it is

I don’t know why I laughed so hard at this.

4 hours ago · 97995 · reblog

▶ ORCHESTRA STEREOTYPES

frecklesandfandoms:

toxeh:

whatshouldwecallconservatory:

trumpetangst:

FRONT DESK 1st VIOLINS:

image

FRONT DESK 2nd VIOLINS:

image

OTHER VIOLINS:

image

VIOLAS:

image

CELLOS:

image

DOUBLE BASSES:

image

OBOES:

image

#tuning

FLUTES:

image

CLARINETS:

image

BASSOONS:

image

HORNS:

image

(another solo?! you shouldn’t have…)

TRUMPETS:

image

TROMBONES:

image

TUBA:

image

TIMPANI:

image

OTHER PERCUSSION:

image

THIS 

As a horn player I can verify this 100%.

As a 1st Violinist I can say with great pride that this is very much correct

4 hours ago · 81830 · reblog

neophytecherryglare:

and then people stopped crying about the weights and body shapes of characters and everyone lived happily ever after, the end

now go the fuck to sleep

edit: i forgOT HER HORNS but its ok i fixed it

(Source: yshaarj)

4 hours ago · 2875 · reblog

chubby-jean:

ask-carla-jaeger:

ablooded:

snk uses blood like other anime use cherry blossoms

image

kiss kiss fall in death and destruction 

5 hours ago · 104088 · reblog

▶ A progression of bad language

hawlmuchalucha:

deans-left-buttcheek:

Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass

College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing

(Source: hyvel)

5 hours ago · 172089 · reblog